Post by Finch Meister on Mar 4, 2010 21:18:38 GMT -5
What are some of your favorite American Pie quotes?
Here are a couple of mine.
Stifler: "Jesus! You fuckin' stalker!"
Finch: "You're not a very stealthy thief."
Stifler: "Oh, really? Guess what, shit-break, it's a wedding. Everything's free. What do you want?"
Finch: "Anything for a French person. If you insist Fraulein."
Finch: "Stifler, you said you spoke to Jim."
Stifler: "I did. I was secret about it and everything. He said he'd be the only one here tonight. What the fuck, shit-break?"
Finch: "Chocolate."
Finch: "I'll give you some intelligence. Voltaire can suck on my balls."
Paul Finch- “ While you’re there, stick finger up both their asses while you’re down their.”
Paul Finch –“ Hey, I’m gonna give you a quote to live by. Love life, get paid, then get laid. That is the basic philosophy of... The Finch-meister!”
Paul Finch: Now, Jim, let me handle this. These are my people.
Steve Stifler: They're gay?
Paul Finch: No, you bleating imbecile. They have style, they're cultured, they're sophisticated.
Steve Stifler: So, they're gay.
Finch: Did not just take out that chair.
Kevin: Yup, he took out the chair.
Kevin: No longer will our penises remain flaccid and unused! From now on, we fight for every man out there who isn't getting laid when he should be! This is our day! This is our time! And, by God, we're not gonna let history condemn us to celibacy! We will make a stand! We will succeed! We will get laid!
Stifler: Jim. Can't you keep your shirt on? You're scaring the chicks away.
Trumpet Kid: You suck, retard.
Jim: I'm not retarded, I'm a very special boy.
[Jim rams the kid in the face with his trombone]
[the two "lesbians" are making the guys give each other hand jobs]
Stifler: Its okay. Its okay. I know what I have to do.
[starts undoing his shorts]
Stifler: I have to keep this party going. I'm taking one for the team.
[Finch and Jim run away]
Finch: I AM NOT TOUCHING THAT.
Jim: PUT THAT THING AWAY STIFLER.
Stifler: What's wrong with you guys? We almost had them. Why can't you guys be team players, huh? I was the one doing all the sacrificing.
Finch: You touch me, I bite.
Finch: Go Fish
Kevin: Finch, we're playing gin!
Finch: Oh, well... gin
Bear: "Stiffy! How slimming is this, huh?" Stifler: "What the fuck, Buffalo Bill?" Bear: "What, this... What, the pink too much?" Stifler: "It puts the dress in the drawer and does as it's told." Bear: "Oh, dude. Now that's fucked up. That's fucked up."
Finch: "Whatever. fuck it. I'm walkin' anyway."
And so on. ;D ;D ;D
Here are a couple of mine.
Stifler: "Jesus! You fuckin' stalker!"
Finch: "You're not a very stealthy thief."
Stifler: "Oh, really? Guess what, shit-break, it's a wedding. Everything's free. What do you want?"
Finch: "Anything for a French person. If you insist Fraulein."
Finch: "Stifler, you said you spoke to Jim."
Stifler: "I did. I was secret about it and everything. He said he'd be the only one here tonight. What the fuck, shit-break?"
Finch: "Chocolate."
Finch: "I'll give you some intelligence. Voltaire can suck on my balls."
Paul Finch- “ While you’re there, stick finger up both their asses while you’re down their.”
Paul Finch –“ Hey, I’m gonna give you a quote to live by. Love life, get paid, then get laid. That is the basic philosophy of... The Finch-meister!”
Paul Finch: Now, Jim, let me handle this. These are my people.
Steve Stifler: They're gay?
Paul Finch: No, you bleating imbecile. They have style, they're cultured, they're sophisticated.
Steve Stifler: So, they're gay.
Finch: Did not just take out that chair.
Kevin: Yup, he took out the chair.
Kevin: No longer will our penises remain flaccid and unused! From now on, we fight for every man out there who isn't getting laid when he should be! This is our day! This is our time! And, by God, we're not gonna let history condemn us to celibacy! We will make a stand! We will succeed! We will get laid!
Stifler: Jim. Can't you keep your shirt on? You're scaring the chicks away.
Trumpet Kid: You suck, retard.
Jim: I'm not retarded, I'm a very special boy.
[Jim rams the kid in the face with his trombone]
[the two "lesbians" are making the guys give each other hand jobs]
Stifler: Its okay. Its okay. I know what I have to do.
[starts undoing his shorts]
Stifler: I have to keep this party going. I'm taking one for the team.
[Finch and Jim run away]
Finch: I AM NOT TOUCHING THAT.
Jim: PUT THAT THING AWAY STIFLER.
Stifler: What's wrong with you guys? We almost had them. Why can't you guys be team players, huh? I was the one doing all the sacrificing.
Finch: You touch me, I bite.
Finch: Go Fish
Kevin: Finch, we're playing gin!
Finch: Oh, well... gin
Bear: "Stiffy! How slimming is this, huh?" Stifler: "What the fuck, Buffalo Bill?" Bear: "What, this... What, the pink too much?" Stifler: "It puts the dress in the drawer and does as it's told." Bear: "Oh, dude. Now that's fucked up. That's fucked up."
Finch: "Whatever. fuck it. I'm walkin' anyway."
And so on. ;D ;D ;D